What do you want to
know today ?
- He's 30, vertically
challenged and a bit strange.
- That's it.
- 1) If you'd like my CV, so
that your job agency can spam me with lots of pointless
e-mails about ethereal I.T. job vacancies, click
- 2) If you'd like to know
about why an idiot like me wants to make a website that
- 3) If you're an avian sort
of person and want to know about Osmo, my strange little
Indian Ringneck parrot, click here.
- 4) If you would like to
know about the strange book I've been writing for the
last god knows how many months, tough - I'm not going to tell you
about it. :-)
- 5) If you'd like to know
why I'm blowing my own trumpet, click here.
- 6) If you'd like to know
all the technical gubbins behind this website, click
- 7) If you'd like to know
why I'm such a staunch defender of Cornwall, my home
area, click here. *Coming Soon*
- 8) Alternatively, if you've
lost the will to live after being overloaded with useless
information, click here.