I had the misfortune of going to see this film today and all I can say is this:

DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM. YOU WILL FEEL CHEAP AND DIRTY IN THE MORNING.

It has no plot, runs for too long, is full of CGI and wooden acting and on top of that, doesn't even have an ending - it merely sets things up for number 3. Johnny Depp will invariably annoy you as he continually acts like a drunken idiot - and who nails that parrot to the guys shoulder after the Kraken has paid its visit?

I know now how innocent prisoners feel when released. You've taken two and a half hours of my life - and I want them back, dammit!