He didn't get where he is today by stealing somebody else's catchphrase.

about dalliard.net

The internet is composed of many, many sites - some wonderful, some awful. Some have twinkly bells, flashing lights, Christmas tuneage, repeatedly crash your browser and make you want to stick pins in your eyes. This is browser bling and is unnecessarily irritating.

Some require 98 plug-ins, are too damn smart for their own good and require you to have a PhD in obscure things to navigate around. This leads to confusion.

This site is simple. It is simple because I don't know any other way. It is simple because complicated things piss people off. This is a good thing to remember. Simple is always the best.

I don't promise enlightenment or a way of curing premature ejaculation. I won't sell you a Rolex or a mortgage and I don't think Elvis, Shergar and Lord Lucan are alive on the moon. They may be, but I'll stick with probabilities.

You probably think is a shame. No freak show to see here, sorry.

I just observe life, photograph it sometimes and write about it a little - and sometimes I do a good job of it, which is a bonus.